Jun
25

Lateral Thinking

  This puzzle is called lateral thinking
 Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself

          Think like a wizard….
          man
  Q1. ———–
          board

 

  Ans.=man overboard
            Okay,let’see if you’ve got the hang of it.
  
        stand
  Q2. ———-
          I   
  
               
  
  Ans.=I understand

        OK. . ….
     Got the drift?

         Let’s try a few now and see how you fare ?

  Q3./r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

 

  Ans.=reading between the lines

  Q4.   r  
           road
         a
          d
  

  Ans.=cross road

               Not having a good day now, are you ? Redeem yourself.

  Q5.cycle
  cycle
  cycle

                          Ans.=tricycle                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

                                     Not easy to figure out ha !
                                                                                          
               0      
    Q6.————–  
           M.D.
           Ph.D.

 

 

  Ans.=Two degrees below zero

               C’mon give it a little thought! !

    knee
  Q7.—————–
     light

 

  Ans.=neon light
  (knee- on - light)

                          U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

      ground
  Q8.—————–
      feet feet feet feet feet feet

 

  Ans.=Six feet underground

       Oh no, not again! !

  Q9. He’s X himself

 

 

  Ans.=He’s by himself

   Now u messing up big time.

 

  Q10. ecnalg

 

  Ans.=backward glance
        
           Not even close! !

  Q11. Death …… life

 

  Ans.=Life after death

                    Okay last chance……………… ………….

  Q12. THINK

 

 

  Ans.= Think Big ! !

 

  And the last one is real fundoo- - - -

  Q13. abababaabaababababbbbbb abbababb
                       

 

 

  Ans.=Long time no ‘C’

 

Jun
25

New Motorola Mobile

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Jun
25

Want to say sorry to your loved ones

Today is “World sorry saying day”

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So…. If I have hurt you any time anywhere…..
If my E-mails are disturbing you…
If I have bugged you….
then seriously
I wanna say just three words…
….
….
….

 

….
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“I WILL CONTINUE”

 

Jun
25

Meaning Of D Words!!!

     So long I never realize I don’t know the
          
           Meaning of family….. ….

     Here is the answer……….FAMILY
                  (F)ather
                    (A)nd
                  (M)other
                    (I)
                   (L)ove
                    (Y)ou

      WHY does a man want to have a WIFE?
           
                   Because:
                   (W)ashing
                    (I)roning
                     (F)ood
                 (E)ntertainment
      WHY does a woman want to have a
                HUSBAND?

                  Because:

                  (H)ousing
                (U)nderstanding
                  (S)haring
                  (B)uying
                    (A)nd
                   (N)ever
                  (D)emanding
 Do you know that a simple”HELLO” can be a  sweet one?

  Especially from your love one. (I mean not only from the boyfriend/girlfriend d).
    
    The word HELLO means:
           (H)ow are you?
          (E)verything all right?
          (L)ike to hear from you
          (L)ove to see you soon!
         (O)bviously,I miss you…

Jun
25

REASON FOR BEING LATE FOR WORK!!!

 REASON FOR BEING LATE FOR WORK!!!

     Broken fan belt(make sure you see the pics at the bottom).
 A guy in St.louis was driving to workon I-44 when he heard a  ‘pop’! He thought it sounded like a flat tire,altough his ride wasn’t affected.

 After pulling over,checking the tires and finding them intact,    he opened the hood to look at the motor. Before the hood was all  the way open he jumped back in shock and knocked his head on the  partially opened hood, unable to believe what his eyes were   seeing! Nobody was going to believe this!
              
              You sure wouldn’t have either!

 Fortunately for him, a coworker with a camera recongized him along side the road and stopped to   see  if he could help.
 

 check out the photos to witness for yourself  the source of his amazement. Now, this has to be right up     there  at the top of the list of unusual but verified ‘Reasons I was  late for work!!!

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                  How’d you like to find this under your hood?Or anywher else?                                       

                   

Jun
20

Child’s life

Child’s life
while child goes to school, the child will learn how to be submissive to any mortal authority, whether the child is in the right or the wrong way.And than at the church, the child will learn to be submissive to the immortal lord, whether the words of the Bible turn his stomach or not. And at home, the child will learn to become a prisoner, he will learn to associate those walls of his parents’ house with the walls of a prison, and he will learn to regard his time until his 18th birthday as a prison sentence. This is no way to raise children, but it is what every child is taught. Those prejudices which are instilled in the human mind from the earliest of ages are the most difficult to remove ever. The child concedes to himself, that the suffering he feels, holding the lies in his mind that he is inferior to adults, believing that his opinions should never be considered, he loses his soul, and becomes a ghost. Years will pass, as this truth gains more root in his mind, and he will grow up to be a consumer. His opinions will be determined by the television programs he watches, he will vote for the same political party that his parents did, his understanding of emotions will be infantile, and finally, he will commit the greatest betrayal, by teaching his children in the way he was taught. He will harness the whip before he touches his son in kindness, he will tell his son “respect your elders,” “mind your parents,” “listen to your teachers.” He will regard every divergent ideal held by his child as a dictator regards dissent: it is to be crushed, but not just crushed, the child must know that his belief to dream of a better life is in vain, that he will never go where he wants to, and that the problem is not with the world but with him. So it happens… The process is started again. The child, who had seen blue skies and the beauty of nature, would dream one day that maybe he can paint a picture that will tell their story. But as he is continually told that disagreement with his father is the equivalent of disrespect, that his dreams are the equivalent of certain failure, that happiness cannot exist unless it is at the command of an adult… as he learns this, his one true possession, his soul, begins to whither. Like the most pure rose, but then water being withheld from it, it rots. The longer it is removed from what it needs, the less likely it will ever possibly recover. Thus, we have the system of education in which the children of our world learn and develop.

A man will not afford the rights to his own child, that he would afford to any other man in the world. And it is this, which I regard as the greatest treachery of all history. Tell me the tale of the worst reason in the world, of the most infamous and vile traitor, and his story will dim in comparison to the poverty of spirituality that is given to children today. Among almost all of our schools, it is a violation of the rules to call a teacher by their first name. Think of that! There can be no doubt that the authors of thse rules are not the children, for whom they are made for, but rather the teachers and school administration. Here we have the basic premises that every Totalitarian regime operates upon: the leaders are not chosen by the public, but they argue that it is for the public’s own good. There is not one percent of involvement of the public in the governing of the affairs of the nation. Liberty is a quality that exists in the dreams of those who refused to sell their soul so they could fill their stomachs. When any person looks back to the rules imposed in an elementary school, we are baffled that we once lived under such heinous conditions. There is an almost universal rule, that gum cannot be chewed during class. Had you offered some to a child, they may speak, “But it is against the rules!” with such force, that you would be convinced that there is no purpose to school, but to brainwash children. Here, when we find that children are so unquestioningly devoted to the rules given to them, we know that they have believed the lies given to them by their oppressors. The true battle for liberation must come when children are not taught to respect every adult, but to respect their own reasoning abilities. Children are not allowed, by penalty of law and government (of which, I have personally seen people convicted and sentenced to jail), to leave their schools. If education is freedom, how is it accompanied by the essential components of slavery?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I hope you had understood….The school, the church, and the home — all of which promote the idea to respect your parents — every one of these organizations works in unison, to keep the mind of the child of poverty, and to keep the heart of the child in slavery. By oppressing the natural desire of a child’s emotion, to seek out the good, the beautiful, and the gentle, the school system effectively manages to turn them into submissive adults. Not only will they submit to the authorities, but they will submit to social dogmas. They will be afraid to admit how they feel, they will be afraid to say what they think, and they will be afraid to question what they believe. The destruction of society begins with the school system, as it teaches children that life’s greatest pain is to think — that “happiness can only come in the form we give it to you” — our children are taught that every dream, every emotion, every thought, every idea that stirs the soul to contentness, every tranquil moment that brings joy is fake. This is no way to raise children, no way to love them, and certainly, it is no way to educate them.

 

Jun
18

How To Create a First Aid Kit for your family?

How To Create a First Aid Kit for your family?

 
1.Every home should have at least one first Aid Kit that is well stocked and readily available.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           2.Accidents and medical emergencies in the home happen frequently. Maybe more frequently than we realize.
 Statistics show a fatal injury occurs every 18 minutes in homes across America and every 4 seconds a disabling injury could occur. Accidents occur from falls, fire,     burns, choking and poisoning.
                                                                                                                                                                                  First Aid Kits are used most often for minor injuries such as cuts, sunburns or bites. Having a well stocked First Aid Kit available can save someone’s life in a serious accident.

3. A First Aid Kit won’t be any good to you if you don’t know how to use it.

Make sure you have a guide in your kit from a reliable source. It should have the latest medical advice and be easy to understand, particularly under stress.

4. There are 5 categories that are imperative in your First Aid Kit

5. Instruments required for keeping in first Aid :

Pointed tweezers for removing splinters Disposable latex or non latex gloves Small rounded-tipped scissors for cutting tape, clothes or bandages Breathing Barrier for performing CPR Thermometer-either digital or mercury Ice Bag Eye Patches Oral medicine syringe Bandages that are good quality. A variety of all sizes to dress a variety of wounds One dozen individually wrapped sterile gauze pads 2″ X 2″ Six non-stick gauze bandages Six individually wrapped sterile gauze pads 4″ X 4″ One roll 2″ gauze bandage One roll 5″ gauze bandage Elastic bandages Triangular Bandages Adhesive Tape

6. Antiseptics

Antiseptics such as Hydrogen Peroxide to kill germs. Antibacterial cream or ointment . This is good for cuts ,scrapes and insect bites.

7. Medicines

Over the counter medicines such as antihistamine cough suppressant aspirin syrup of ipecac in case someone ingests poison. This should only be used after calling the Poison Control Center first.

8. Keeping your First Aid Kit Updated

Your First Aid Kit should be checked once a year, possibly the same day you check your smoke detectors, to be sure it is fully stocked and nothing has expired. Make sure you always make a note of anything you use out of your Kit so it can easily be replaced.

9. Storing your First Aid Kit

Make sure you store your First Aid Kit in a tote bag or plastic container that will keep your kit clean and dry and easily accessible in your home. It is recommended to have one on each floor in your home and workshop. Make sure everyone in your home knows where they are and how to use it. It could save your families life.

 

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