This is funny !!!
How can she slap ?
It was made in a reality show which comes at Bindass Tv
here is a duplicate version of the comedy you made to gain popularity for the show:))
glory rntertainment presents a hyderabadi hindi movie “half fry” a tasty comedy film directed by sanjay punjabi, casting ehasan khan, naser abdullah, ashgar (saleem phenkoo) sajid adnan (gullu dada) altaf.
Right now the trailer is available as soon as its out i will post some direct watch links.
Half Fry is a hyderabadi comedy film right after the hyderabadi movie The Thriller
Its been long i have posted something from hdyerabad so here we go a very beautiful song by Mir Muffaquam Ali.
Listen to the music!
Download : woh teri yaadein.mp3
Here are the papers for JNTU 1st Year B.Tech Supplementary Exams 2008 Feb:
—–R05—–
English:
rapidshare.com/files/140847639/R05010101-ENGLISH.pdf
Mathematics I:
rapidshare.com/files/140847689/R05010102-MATHEMATICS-I.pdf
Engineering Physics:
rapidshare.com/files/140847708/R05010103-ENGINEERING-PHYSICS.pdf
C Programming and Data Structures:
rapidshare.com/files/140847731/R05010106-C-PROGRAMMING-AND-DATA-STRUCTURES.pdf
Engineering Graphics:
rapidshare.com/files/140847755/R05010107-ENGINEERING-GRAPHICS.pdf
Applied Physics:
rapidshare.com/files/140847859/R05010201-APPLIED-PHYSICS.pdf
Mathematical Methods:
rapidshare.com/files/140847890/R05010202-MATHEMATICAL-METHODS.pdf
Electrical Circuits:
rapidshare.com/files/140847920/R05010203-ELECTRICAL-CIRCUITS.pdf
Electronic Devices and Circuits:
rapidshare.com/files/140847950/R05010204-ELECTRONIC-DEVICES-AND-CIRCUITS.pdf
Engineering Chemistry:
rapidshare.com/files/140847967/R05010301-ENGINEERING-CHEMISTRY.pdf
Engineering Mechanics:
rapidshare.com/files/140848001/R05010302-ENGINEERING-MECHANICS.pdf
Computer Programming and Numerical Methods:
rapidshare.com/files/140848030/R05010303-COMPUTER-PROGRAMMING-AND-NUMERICAL-METHODS.pdf
Network Analysis:
rapidshare.com/files/140848055/R05010401-NETWORK-ANALYSIS.pdf
Basic Electrical Engineering:
rapidshare.com/files/140848080/R05010501-BASIC-ELECTRICAL-ENGINEERING.pdf
Metallurgical Analysis:
rapidshare.com/files/140848098/R05011801-METALLURGICAL-ANALYSIS.pdf
—–RR—–
English:
rapidshare.com/files/140848139/RR10102-MATHEMATICS-I.pdf
Mathematics I:
rapidshare.com/files/140848139/RR10102-MATHEMATICS-I.pdf
Engineering Physics:
rapidshare.com/files/140848164/RR10103-ENGINEERING-PHYSICS.pdf
Introduction to Computers:
rapidshare.com/files/140848189/RR10106-INTRODUCTION-TO-COMPUTERS.pdf
Engineering Graphics:
rapidshare.com/files/140848215/RR10107-ENGINEERING-GRAPHICS.pdf
Solid State Physics:
rapidshare.com/files/140848236/RR10201-SOLID-STATE-PHYSICS.pdf
Information Technology and Numerical Methods:
rapidshare.com/files/140848252/RR10202-INFORMATION-TECHNOLOGY-AND-NUMERICAL-METHODS.pdf
C and Data Structures:
rapidshare.com/files/140848267/RR10203-C-AND-DATA-STRUCTURES.pdf
Network Theory:
rapidshare.com/files/140848387/RR10204-NETWORK-THEORY.pdf
Electronic Devices and Circuits:
rapidshare.com/files/140848407/RR10205-ELECTRONIC-DEVICES-AND-CIRCUITS.pdf
Engineering Chemistry:
rapidshare.com/files/140848483/RR10301-ENGINEERING-CHEMISTRY.pdf
Engineering Mechanics:
rapidshare.com/files/140848549/RR10302-ENGINEERING-MECHANICS.pdf
Metallurgical Analysis:
rapidshare.com/files/140848566/RR11801-METALLURGICAL-ANALYSIS.pdf
PLEASE REPORT BROKEN LINKS!!!
For all the students who are studying engineering in different branches who are worried about the online exams of JNTU here is a place where you can download papers for jntu online bits. So, explore and select the JNTU Online papers of your required subjects and score more in your mid exams.
NOTE: Here are the Online papers of 2009 Enjoy..
These are uploaded in a file sharing web-sites. So all you have to do is click on the link beside your desired subject and then click download on the resultant site opened. In the next window enter the code it asked for and click Download. I am putting links for online papers for exams which are yet to be conducted.
I want to tell you that JNTU has changed the online exams system . It has made the system web based exam .From now every one is going to write your exams in Internet Explorer and not in the OLE Client.
The Question Bank in highly secured using strong RSA encryption and Symmetric Encryption and Password. Software is designed in JSP using Applets.
I am working hard to get these papers. I am listing out links for the Subjects of all the years. So based on your semester, just select the subject you want and click DOWNLOAD to get your papers.
Latest..
New Online Papers 2009 Subject Wise links..
COMPILER DESIGN – DOWNLOAD
DBMS - DOWNLOAD
CO - DOWNLOAD
PPL - DOWNLOAD
SE – DOWNLOAD
OOPS – DOWNLOAD, DOWNLOAD, DOWNLOAD
A.C - DOWNLOAD
EMLT - DOWNLOAD
C.S – DOWNLOAD
CD - DOWNLOAD
STM - DOWNLOAD
NN - DOWNLOAD
IS - DOWNLOAD
DMDW - DOWNLOAD
More will be coming soon.. Keep checking..
Sem - Wise RapidShare Links.. Click on your semister to
download..
Environmental Studies (ES) - DOWNLOAD
Mathematics 3 - DOWNLOAD
PTSP - DOWNLOAD
Electrical technology (ET) - DOWNLOAD
Signals & Systems ( SS) - DOWNLOAD
ECA - DOWNLOAD
P&S - DOWNLOAD
AWP - DOWNLOAD
MFCS - DOWNLOAD
Advanced Data Structures ( ADS) - DOWNLOAD
II year CO - DOWNLOAD
III year CO - DOWNLOAD
DBMS - DOWNLOAD
DLD- DOWNLOAD
MEFA - DOWNLOAD
DC - DOWNLOAD
DICA - DOWNLOAD
LICA - DOWNLOAD
Computer Networks (CN) - DOWNLOAD
Flat - DOWNLOAD
Operating Systems ( OS ) - DOWNLOAD
PPL - DOWNLOAD
UML - DOWNLOAD
UNIX - DOWNLOAD
MPI - DOWNLOAD
TV - DOWNLOAD
IV year CN - DOWNLOAD
Web Technologies ( WT) - DOWNLOAD
IV year All Subjects ECE - DOWNLOAD
Embedded Systems and SPM - DOWNLOAD
IV Year CSE
WT,MS,DMDW - DOWNLOAD
Embedded Systems - DOWNLOAD
SPM - DOWNLOAD
I year papers..
M1 - Download
MM - Download
Rest will be updated in some time.
JNTU EXTERNAL QUESTION PAPERS..
I BTECH R05 (ALL BRANCHES) - DOWNLOAD
II BTECH II SEM R05 (ALL BRANCHES) - DOWNLOAD
III BTECH II SEM R05 (ALL BRANCHES) - DOWNLOAD
I BTECH R07 (ALL BRANCHES) - DOWNLOAD
I BTECH RR (ALL BRANCHES) - DOWNLOAD
II BTECH II SEM RR (ALL BRANCHES) - DOWNLOAD
III BTECH II SEM RR (ALL BRANCHES) - DOWNLOAD
Any kind of requests are accepted. Just give your college name and branch in the comments. So, If you have anything to ask, be it about JNTU or about computers I am always there to help you people out. Just contact me through my Orkut profile or through the comments. As I am also an engineering student from Hydeabadr, I will be glad to be of some use to my fellow engineers.
Thank You for your co-operation.
ALL THE BEST..!!
~KmJamal~
Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr.. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button ‘start‘ but there is no ‘stop‘ button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is ‘Run‘ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘run’ he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to ‘sit‘, so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter‘ is available in system? I
find only ‘re-cycle‘, but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is ‘Find‘ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘ find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word‘ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence‘, so when you will provide that?
6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘MY Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?
7.. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?
Regards,
Banta
Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
People in India are upset about the film “Slumdog Millionaire” and I can see why.